This brings me back...

Teacherlady over at Rantings of an Arab Chick just put up a post about this ninth grade student she has that apparently enjoys copulation so much that she got knocked up. This reminded me of a time when I was teaching tenth grade. In walk two of my female students and the following conversation ensued:

Student #1: You know he, like, loves you.
Student #2: Yeah, he loves me because I swallow.

I shudder just as much now thinking about it as I did back when I witnessed it.

Kids these days...