Monday, May 19, 2008

Literature Snippet

So, I'm reading this book here. I just started it last night after finishing Stephanie Meyer's new book, The Host (review forthcoming).

Anyhoo, it's about the worst comedy writing duo of all time, and I get to page 15, and there is a line in it that is so brilliant, I needed to share it.

"...if there was anything on God's green earth that made Martin Sloyxne harder than Chinese mathematics, it was the sight of an extremely plain-faced woman."

See? Brilliant.

This book is written in rant-form, so it's a bit slow-going, but if these little gems are placed sporadically throughout, I'm sure I'll get through it in no time. I'll let you know how it turns out.