I have no words

I'm prissy. I don't like talking about anything gross, like poo or vomit or burping or farting or phlegm or...well, I guess you get my drift. But dude, I lived in dorms for four years. I live in NYC, where it takes an hour on the subway to get from 145th Street to 180th Street, so heading home everytime you gotta go to the bathroom isn't really an option. And the worst thing is having to use the bathroom when there's other people in there.

So, I read this on craig's list. I laughed. It was very unladylike and I am ashamed. Come, be ashamed with me.