Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you a society for the masses. A club that worships the most delicious, succulant, beautiful food in the world: Bacon. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Bacon of the Month.
After paying a paltry $150 for membership, you get a membership card, a member's only monthly bacon comic strip, a ballpoint pen (to write love notes to the bacon), a toy pig, a bacon-of-the-month t-shirt, exclusive bacon recipes, and a pig nose.
Ideal for your loved bacon-lover, or for yourself, because you deserve that porky goodness.
2 comments:
As a Jewess, I gag.
And $150? I mean, really now!
Oh, believe me, as a fellow Jewess, I feel complete and utter guilt about my lack of gag. I make up for my non-kosher ways by feeling as guilty as possible about everything.
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