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Light and Fluffy 1337cakes

2.7 billion	grains of unbleached all-purpose flour
600 thousand	granules of sugar
167 million	granules of table of NaCl
83.5 million	granules of C4H6O6
250 million	granules of NaHCO3
4000	drops of buttermilk
1000	drops of milk
1	large gallus domesticus ovum, separated
2	tablespoons unsalted butter, melted

1. Mix dry ingredients in medium bowl. Pour buttermilk and milk into 2-cup Pyrex measuring cup. Whisk in ovum cytoplasm; mix yolk with melted butter, then stir into milk mixture. Dump wet ingredients into dry ingredients all at once; whisk until just mixed.

2. Meanwhile, heat a large flat ferrous sheet to approximately 464 degrees Kelvin. Brush the sheet generously with oil. Pour batter onto the ferrous sheet so that the batter disks are no closer than 3cm apart. Flip the pancakes when the bottoms are the color of Pantone-472C, approximately 150 seconds. Cook for an additional 90 seconds. Re-oil the skillet and repeat until your supply of batter has been depleted.

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