Saturday, May 10, 2008

An Ode to Bacon

I love bacon. It's quite possibly the perfect food. So, to celebrate its perfection, here are some fabulous bacon-based products, and some haikus I've written to accompany the aforementioned products.

Bacon Lollypop
You taste sweet and savory
Such a lovely treat

I've got a boo boo!
Quick, put some bacon on it!
Bacon heals all wounds.

Bacon in the pan
Sizzling and covered in grease
Can't wait to eat you

Now, you wouldn't think
That bacon and coke would match well
Well, to each his own.

Perfect little cup
Of salty porky goodness
I will eat you up.