Vanessa's Rules by Which to Live: Rule #1

(notice the appropriate grammer in the title)

I've decided to start publishing rules that I think are important. Grammer is one of them, but that's not the purpose of this particular posting. No, this here posting is for the ladies. Here goes.

Vanessa's Rules by Which to Live: Rule #1

Ladies, no matter how fabulous you think your breasts are, you need to WEAR A BRA in public. No one needs to see your nipples. So, unless you're trolling the clubs for some sleazy guy, WEAR A FRICKIN' BRA. Please. For the love of god.

Thank you.