Get a Clue

See, here's the thing. It doesn't matter if you're nice to me. It doesn't matter if you smile, and laugh when I say something meant to be funny. If you're not my friend, chances are, I'll notice. It's not me being paranoid, thinking "oh my god, are they, like, totally talking about me behind my back?" Dude, seriously, I'm too old to play these games. If you're no longer willing to be my friend, at least be professional, but don't humor me. I think that's the worst insult you could give someone.

To those to whom this is addressed, believe me, you know who you are.

It's been fun, but I'm done with these games. Of everyone, I should not have to be the one to say grow up.

Grow up.