I present to you: a tattooed douche bag.

Here's the front of the douche bag (I did not put that caption in there)


And...here's the back, equally douche baggy as the front.

Dude, I hate to tell you this, but tribal tattoos, getting "Pig" tattooed on your chest and "Manimal" tattooed on your back...all elements of a douche bag.