Thursday, April 17, 2008

The next great literary masterpiece

So, lately, I’ve been thinking about writing a book. I could call it Poor Vanessa. The back cover would read as follows:

The world is out to get Vanessa. In this 300-page bitch-fest, Vanessa expounds – in great detail – exactly how it’s ever/yone against her. Join her, won’t you, in being victimized by her absentee father, her over-bearing stepfather, her critical stepmother, her micromanaging boss, her friends who just don’t understand, her therapist who thinks she’s making it up, her coworkers who think she’s weird, her super who thinks she’s a cheap bitch, her readers who think she's just being overly dramatic, and the transit authority that is subtly and sinisterly trying to drive her insane.

I think it would be a big hit.


Anonymous said...

at least mom and i arent out to get you. cuz we love you!