Oh sure, the MTA's completely blameless...

Out to get you, too, eh? From Overheard in New York

Just Discreetly Poison Yourself at Home Like a Lady

NYU girl #1: ... Like those people who kill themselves by throwing themselves onto the subway
tracks.

NYU girl #2: Yeah, right? I mean, I know you want to die and everything, but could you like not make me late??

--NYU BusOverheard by: wow