It's a literary romp!

One of my favorite poems (and apparently everyone else's) is This is Just to Say by William Carlos Williams.

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

Yeah, well, give me a break.

Anyhoo, a blog called Yankee Pot Roast has several spoofs of that there poem, and this one made me giggle.

I have eaten
the soy ice cream
that was in
the ice box

and which
you expressly asked
me
not to touch

Forgive me
it was so gross
I threw half of
it away