Best album review EVER

I'm bored, all right?

Anyhoo, List of the Day posted Cracked.com's list of the most unnecessary best hits albums ever along with their reviews of each respective album. This was, by far, my favorite:

Soulless, borderline-offensive-to-the-genre blues songs performed by rich white men are an art form loved by dozens. Bruce Willis (or Bruno, as he's called by graying douchebags who prefer their blues served with a heaping side of financially stable) actually has FOUR best-of collections. Ultimately, we settled on "The Master Series" because of the awesome title and super gay album cover.