Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I never thought I'd be jealous of Canada

If life were fair, I would be a size 6, have ginormous boobs, have finished my masters in mathematics (with my thesis being in complex analysis), live in a fabulous house, and not have to worry about money for the rest of my life. As a Princess, these are the things I believe I deserve.
However, knowing that none of these are within my reach (at least not presently), the least the universe could do to honor my princessity is make Lays expand their line of Smokey Bacon flavored potato chips from Canada down to New York. Honestly, is that too much to ask? Is it too much to make available to this New Yorker some crispy, crunchy slices of fried potato, lovingly covered with smokey-baconey goodness?
I mean, come on, universe, through me a bone here. I don't ask that much. Just extend Lay's distribution some 400 miles south for a princess.
Oh, smokey bacon potato chips, how I pine...