Anyone who knows me, knows of my deep and abiding love for all things bacon, despite my being a Jewess. I came across this alarm clock that wakes you up, not with an annoying screechy alarm sound, but with the delicious scent of bacon.
See, the night before, you put frozen strips of bacon into the clock. Ten minutes before it's set to wake you up, it starts slow cooking the pork strips, and the scent wakes you up. Awesome, yeah?
The only thing that concerns me is the putting of raw meat, especially bacon, into an unrefridgerated receptacle. You really shouldn't do that. So, while I covet this device greatly, I'll probably wait until a model with a built-in refridgerator becomes available.