Sunday, July 6, 2008

Can I offer you some vagina with your cheesecake?

So, today's the last day of my vacation, and as a final farewell, my mother took BF, Monkey and I to dinner at cheesecake factory for dinner. I had the kobe burger. It was delicious.

Anyhoo, after I was finished licking the grease off my fingertips, I took a moment to look around at the decor, and lo and behold, do I find light fixtures hither and yon that resemble either one of Georgia O'Keefe's masterpieces, or, the first thing that came to my dirty mind: a vagina.

They were everywhere. I took a picture. And the more I looked at them, the more I felt like I was in the middle of some high-priced lesbian porno flick - er...erotica.

See? I share.

So, the next time you're jonesin' for some tres leches cheesecake, enjoy the complimentary scenic hoodeehoo, compliments of the Rochester, NY Cheesecake Factory.

I'll be back to our regularly scheduled work slacking monday morning.

Until then...mmmm......cheesecake....ew....lactose.....gark