Vanessa's Rules for Bosses

Dude, if it's the holidays, and clients or patients send a gift basket to the office labeled "To Boss and STAFF", that does NOT mean to Boss and Boss's Girlfriend, and then to the staff if the boss's girlfriend doesn't find anything in the basket she wants.

That is NOT holiday spirit.

Vanessa's Rules by Which to Live: Elevator Ettiquete

Elevator Ettiquete

1. when waiting to get on the elevator, when the door opens, step back so that those getting off can do so without having to elbow you out of the way.

2. when getting on the elevator, please push your button and move to the rear of the elevator, making room for more people to get on.

3. if there is not enough room for you to fit, wait for the next elevator, do not try to squeeze on.

4. don't try to board the elevator before those already on the elevator have attempted to get off.

5. unless you are disabled, stop being such a lazy ass and taking the elevator one floor up or down. especially down.

Vanessa's Rules by Which to Live (RWL?): Rule #2

Vanessa's Rules by Which to Live

Rule #2: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

And if your aim is completely lacking, perhaps you have an inner ear problem that needs to get checked. Seriously, call me. I can give you the number to a great otorhinolaryngologist.