Get in my belly! Take 2...

A while ago, I posted a video of a woman who was making a life-like, life-sized baby cake, where I pontificated on who in their right minds would want to cut into an infant and eat it.

Well, here's my follow-up. This dude named Kittiwat Unarrom makes body-part shaped bread out of a bakery in Thailand. The bread is made out of some tasty stuff, but it's just a little too realistic looking for my taste. Although this would be a fabulous gift to send to my step-mother for her birthday. A severed bread-head would be perfect for her. Is that mean?

And then, then, as though bread limbs weren't enough, the Japanese just had to one-up the dude. They've invented something called the Cannibal Banquet.
This weird, paper-mache body is filled with food mixed with red sauce. Further red sauce is married with the paper-mache body, so that when it's rolled out to the table on a hospital gurney and the host cuts into it, the body bleeds.

Seriously? Are they so desperate for weirder food than poisonous puffer fish sperm sacks or whole, live octopus that they're branching out to humans, too?

Makes me appreciate that the weirdest we do is alligator and the occasional water rat. Maybe a fried bug or two. Ick.

Get in my belly! I want my baby back...

Now, I can appreciate a good cake as much as the next person, and I can absolutely appreciate a piece of fabulous workmanship and artistry. But this cake is beyond creepy. It's a woman making a life-sized cake in the shape of a baby. Dude, who would want to eat a baby? And where would you cut into it? This thing is just so many shades of wrong...

Monday evening creepy ass toy

I found this through the mental_floss blog. Holy mother. And what's super duper creepy about it? It sounds like a wood chipper that could potentially eat your arm rather than a child's bank eating your coins.



Ha! I just looked it up on the company's website, and it's described as, yes, CREEPY PIGGY BANK!