Well, I found Grandma's Xmas gift

What would I do without Gizmodo? How in the world would I get my gadget fix? And where in the world would I come across such fabulous gifts such as this that would surely be at home in my grandmother's house? (yeah, if my grandmother was an aging porn star who longs for the old days of hours of money maker shots).

The Japanese have come up with a device. It's a gun. Into the gun you place dildo-shaped canisters. Then you pull the trigger and it shoots its load of pleasantly -scented snow all over your face...er... living room.