In the avoidance of work...

I'm at work, but I feel like shit. After having a frantic chinese man scream at me on the phone, "I cut my penis! I cut my penis!", I decided to stop working for the day. Hence the influx of blog posting.

Not that anyone's gonna notice, but that's neither here nor there. I amuse myself thusly.

Anyhoo...

Let me first write the following disclaimer: firstly, when I originally came up with the title of my blog, I wasn't aware that there was a band named Crazy Town. Secondly, I never meant for this to be a science blog; just somewhere I could rant and meet people.

Okey dokey then.

The vast majority of people who visit my blog do so out of misdirected google searching. Below, please enjoy a list of various words and phrases which will hilariously direct you to my blog.

1. Baking soda and vinegar viscosity change
2. Is a lizard a mammal
3. crazy town tattoos
4. math tattoos
5. secretary piss
6. people jerking themselves
7. arthur cinader
8. best places for a math tatoo
9. lollypop porn

Really people? Lollypop porn? The only posting I have involving lollypops was my Ode to Bacon, which had Maple Bacon lollypops. You should be ashamed.