HAPPY PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?


PUMPKIN PI!


That's right. Dorky mathematicians UNITE! Throughout the day, I'll be posting hilarious math jokes. Just watch me, suckers.



And for those of you who don't know, today is Pi Day. Because, duh, look at the title of this post. It's pi day because today is 3-14. Get it?

Still no? Pi can be approximated at 3.14. Approximated because pi is infinite, see. Transcendental, even. I proved it, once. In my college thesis. It was called "Pi". I'll send you a copy, if you want. It's about 76 pages.