Showing posts with label Where is Bob?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Where is Bob?. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2009

Where is Where Is Bob? UPDATE

A few days ago, I posted about a blog that I've loved gone missing. I had also emailed the author of the blog, asking where, oh where had she gone? Here is her response which I received this morning:

Thank you! There will be more, I promise!

On Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 11:31 PM, Vanessa XXXX <vad2003@XXXX> wrote:

Where is Where is Bob? I miss you.
Sincerely,
PrincessPi
Loyal Reader

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Where is Where is Bob?

Dear Where is Bob?,

Where have you been, Where is Bob?? You were the funniest blog out there. I checked your RSS feed every single day to see what Bob has been up to in Where is Bob? world. But I'm starting to feel neglected. You haven't posted since late October. And yes, while I understand that you work in an office (or so you claim), your last post was subtitled (Part I) so I can only ASSUME you had a part 2 in the works. Am I wrong, Where is Bob?? I know you've been lurking. I left a similar message on your comment thread, and saw that it had been deleted a week later. Why have you forsaken me? Or us, your loyal readers. I don't want to cancel my RSS feed, because I'm afraid if I do, that's when you'll start writing again, and bringing tales of hilarity to office workers worldwide, and I'll be left out because I'd given up on you, Where is Bob?. I hope, from the cockles of my heart, that it doesn't come to that, Where is Bob?.

Please, please, Where is Bob?, please come back to us.

Unrequitedly,
PrincessPi

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Where is Bob?

Here, my friends, is a fabulous blog for anyone who works in an office in which resides someone of managerial stature who DOESN'T DO THE JOB FOR WHICH HE/SHE WAS HIRED. The blog is called Where is Bob? I love this blog. I love it so much. As it's only got five entries thus far, I do so hope it continues. Here are a couple exerpts:

From: Bob Bossman
To: Anna Shore
Anna,I am running late. Something must’ve happened to my alarm clock. I had a crazy party at my apartment last night with some artist friends of mine, and we got totally drunk! You know what I mean. Anyway, stall the Jira people for as long as you can, I am on my way.
Peace out,Bob Bossman, Executive Director


As we later found out, the drunken debauchery with sexy artist friends was in fact an all night Magic the Gathering tournament at a downtown comic book shop, where Bob was sighted by one of our interns. The terrible headache was probably real. The intern reported that Bob took a serious beating from a 12-year old boy, and left the scene distraught, his mana depleted.

Awesome. So totally and utterly awesome. Check it out.